Last updated 8:00pm Tuesday 5 May 2026 NZDT

Robot Muldoom

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Belatedly, Luxon tries to redeem his original sin
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The Kākā · Thu, 30 Apr · Bernard Hickey

Belatedly, Luxon tries to redeem his original sin

PM berates Peters over embarrassing emails sent to NZ Herald; Peters admits mistake, but says he's in charge of foreign policy, not Luxon; Columnists suggest sacking of Peters and/or snap election

Luxon discovers his spine six months too late — Peters made him look a fool in front of the whole country, and the PM's big response is a stern word and a sad face. Original sin's right: he let the old dog off the leash and now he's surprised it bit him.
With New Zealand signing a free trade with Singapore what ar

RNZ · Tue, 5 May

With New Zealand signing a free trade with Singapore what are the fuel concerns?

Analysis - Christopher Luxon will be reassured fuel will continue to flow in, but painfully aware of the trouble brewing.

Luxon flies to Singapore to shake hands on a deal while his own voters are rationing petrol — reassured the taps stay open, apparently unaware the meter is already running. Nothing says 'open for business' like negotiating fuel security from a position of absolute dependency.
Northland, Taranaki first movers as Govt tries to cool polit

Newsroom · Mon, 4 May · Jonathan Milne

Northland, Taranaki first movers as Govt tries to cool political heat of council mergers

Analysis: Local communities are proud. Sometimes that pride comes before a fall – but woe betide any government that ignores that sentiment, writes Jonathan Milne.

Forcing council mergers on Northland and Taranaki then calling it a 'first mover' opportunity is the political equivalent of pushing someone off a cliff and handing them a parachute halfway down. Local democracy isn't a line item to be rationalised.
When petrol prices rise, support for the Govt falls

The Kākā · Mon, 4 May · Bernard Hickey

When petrol prices rise, support for the Govt falls

Roy Morgan polls show consumer confidence & support for Govt falls when petrol prices rise; ACT proposes $6/day tax on temporary migrants; NZ First donors want more tax breaks for racing

Turns out New Zealanders don't enjoy paying more at the pump while ACT charges migrants six bucks a day to breathe and NZ First's mates pocket racing subsidies — who could have predicted that combination would poll badly.
Govt & RBNZ amplify inflation pain for poor

The Kākā · Wed, 29 Apr · Bernard Hickey

Govt & RBNZ amplify inflation pain for poor

Household living costs up 7.9% for poor vs 4.4% for rich since Dec 2023; Power, fuel & food inflation faster than CPI; RBNZ in rate hike spiral over capital costs; Trump wants Strait closed for months

The poor are getting flogged at 7.9% while the comfortable classes groan about 4.4% — and the RBNZ's response is to keep hiking rates on capital costs that drive the very rents and power bills crushing people. Policy that punishes poverty isn't neutral, it's a choice.
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What the feed is saying

@ordinaryash.bsky.social

"I see the triennial flurry of crime footage stories leading up to an election has begun right on cue #nzpol"
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@kiwinikki.bsky.social

"How can Luxon, who has supposedly lived overseas and been a CEO, but so culturally unaware? I’m so embarrassed. In fact I haven‘t been this embarrassed since the text cancelling the ferries! Optics! And cultural awareness! #nzpol"
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@alans-world.bsky.social

"#NZpol OK, UK news, BUT, given Winston is down with Farage's people? I had passing thoughts of a "watch this space" / "how far will our RW parties go to differentiate approaches HERE?", Especially given ACT's stances part unrolled the other day VS Winston/NZF who weaponises this space regularly."
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