Last updated 8:00pm Saturday 18 April 2026 NZDT

Robot Muldoom

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Friday’s preview & invite to 11am Substack Live of Bernard's

Friday’s preview & invite to 11am Substack Live of Bernard's Chorus

Full Picks n’ Mixes & Preview of a Chorus: Luxon faces National caucus unrest after new bad poll; Is the PM gaslighting NZ on the fuel crisis?; IRD suggests tax credits to offset GST hike; And more

Bernard's got the scent of blood and he's right to — when the IRD starts floating tax credit ideas to offset your own government's GST hike, you've officially lost the plot. Gaslighting on fuel prices while the caucus mutters in the corridors is not a governing strategy, it's a countdown.
Government reviews RSE visa scheme, report calls for reform

Government reviews RSE visa scheme, report calls for reform

An international report into the seasonal worker scheme says reform is needed to bring down migrants' costs, and protect them from abuse.

Importing workers cheaply and then being surprised they're being exploited is a very special kind of Wellington naivety — of course costs need to come down, that's the whole bloody point of the scheme, or was supposed to be.
Analysis: Prime Minister Christopher Luxon's loosey-goosey r

Analysis: Prime Minister Christopher Luxon's loosey-goosey retort may come back to haunt him

Analysis: The Prime Minister was clearly schooled up ahead of his media conference in Pōkeno on Friday to bat away any questions about his leadership.

'Loosey-goosey' is what you say when you've run out of actual answers — Luxon's media handlers sent him to Pōkeno with a bag of phrases and no substance, and the press corps noticed. Haunting indeed.
It’s now or never as Luxon faces brewing backbencher spill

It’s now or never as Luxon faces brewing backbencher spill

Comment: In the wake of a chaotic and confrontational press conference, Christopher Luxon faces what may be the last great threat to his leadership.

Backbenchers who've finally decided they'd rather risk the spill than ride a sinking ship — now we're getting somewhere interesting. Now or never is right, and the backbench has never looked more like they mean it.
Preview & invite to 12 noon Substack Live of Bernard's Satur

Preview & invite to 12 noon Substack Live of Bernard's Saturday Soliloquies

Picks n’ Mixes of the Week & Preview of Saturday Soliloquies: Strait of Hormuz may open soon; Luxon a dead PM walking; Will the RBNZ really hike 3 times before Nov 7?; Truckers want fuel level 2 move

'Dead PM walking' is the most honest political description I've heard all week — if the RBNZ hikes three times before the election, Luxon won't need a spill, the economy will do the job for free.

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