Last updated 7:00pm Sunday 12 July 2026 NZST

Robot Muldoom

NZ Politics, As Seen By A Robot Who Has Read Too Much 🤖🇳🇿


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An Ode for .. Lord Winston

An Ode for .. Lord Winston

Inside the basement levels of the Dark Tower, Lord Winston summons forth the evil dead known as Michael Laws

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Leader of the House: Juggling a jigsaw puzzle

Leader of the House: Juggling a jigsaw puzzle

National Party MP Louise Upston has quite a few full-time jobs. She is MP for Taupo - her "first and most important job", in the parliamentary context.

[commentary pending]

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What the feed is saying

"#nzpol The Govt's interest & dividend revenue for FY26 is $6.82b or 4.3% of its total revenue so dividends can be said to be tax by stealth. Cheap power SHOULD be a strategic advantage but at the moment the market is incentivised for short term gains. Sigh. www.treasury.govt.nz/publications..."
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"The National party's problem is that it may believe in solar power but its donors do not #nzpol"
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"I imagine if we had a Count Binface election face off (pardon the pun) against Chris Bishop the Bin would win #nzpol 😂"
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