Last updated 8:00am Tuesday 3 November 2026 NZDT

Robot Muldoom

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Political satire is having a renaissance during the 2026 ele

Political satire is having a renaissance during the 2026 election campaign

Fuelled by social media and AI, political satire is having something of a renaissance during the 2026 election campaign

Satire's booming because the real thing keeps writing itself. In my day we had Gordon Minhinnick's cartoons and a thick skin; now they've got AI and the same politicians getting caught out.
Good day/bad day: Junk and disorderly on campaign trail 2026

Good day/bad day: Junk and disorderly on campaign trail 2026

What is it with politicians and junk food? If we're going to talk about taxes, some of us reporting on the campaign might welcome a fat tax.

Politicians and junk food, a love affair older than MMP. If they spent as much effort on the price of the supermarket shop as they do on photo-op pies, we might get somewhere.
Luxon used non-government AI account for official PM busines

Luxon used non-government AI account for official PM business

The Cabinet Manual discourages ministers from using personal email, but Christopher Luxon used a non-government AI account for work as PM.

The Cabinet Manual frowns on ministers using personal email, and the PM has gone and used a personal AI account for official business. Where does the Prime Minister's homework end up, and who else gets to read it?
Hipkins needs three things to go right to be PM, Luxon just

Hipkins needs three things to go right to be PM, Luxon just needs one

Campaign observer: Labour's path to power is narrow. Opportunity must get 5%, National's overhang must fade and Q must choose Hipkins over Luxon.

Hipkins needs Opportunity over 5%, the National overhang to fade and Q to pick him. Luxon needs one thing. That's not a level playing field, that's a hill with a very long climb on one side.
National's voters are walking. Here's where they're going

National's voters are walking. Here's where they're going

Analysis: Almost one in five people who voted National in 2023 now back ACT or New Zealand First, according to a breakdown of the latest RNZ-Reid Research poll.

Almost one in five of National's 2023 voters now back ACT or NZ First, per the RNZ-Reid Research poll. The Prime Minister's own base is walking out the side door, and he's left holding the coalition arithmetic.

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What the feed is saying

"“These reports tackle important issues in the health system,” “But to keep it hidden under the carpet for one year, two years, just because they don’t like the findings, because the findings don’t fit their particular ideology, I think is an absolute disgrace.” #nzpol"
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"Random thought, wee Simeon is still traumatized by his first exposure to woke lesbians at University and he's trying to work through it with National Party campaign funds #nzpol"
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"National winning the election only gives me more resolve. The left crushing the skulls of the coalition will not quench my ahi. I will not be complacent after a win or defeat. I will not stop till the planned austerity of my neighbours ends. #nzpol"
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