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Deputy PM David Seymour outlines 5 lessons learned from Covi

Deputy PM David Seymour outlines 5 lessons learned from Covid in addressing NZ's fuel response

The Deputy PM says it would be "mad to ignore a live experiment in politics and policy during a scary global situation" given the country was facing another global event.

Seymour drawing on Covid lessons is intellectually honest and strategically revealing — it acknowledges that the state has a central coordinating role in supply crises that market mechanisms alone cannot fill, which is a significant concession from a Deputy PM whose party's entire brand is built on shrinking that role. The five lessons framing suggests the government is trying to systematise its crisis response rather than improvise it, which is encouraging, but the value of lessons learned is entirely dependent on whether they're applied quickly enough to matter. Covid also taught NZ that the public will tolerate significant intervention if they trust the people making the calls — that trust reservoir is currently running lower than it was in 2020.
Watch: PM Christopher Luxon gives updates on fuel response p

Watch: PM Christopher Luxon gives updates on fuel response plan

The prime minister says he would rather have the "embarrassment of an abundance of fuel" than be "under-sorted".

Cabinet discussing 'further commercial opportunities' for fuel security is the government finally catching up to the supply timeline that industry has been working from for weeks — better late than never, but the 20 April Gulf Oil deadline means the commercial window is not wide. 'Stocks remain strong' and 'pursuing further opportunities' are in tension with each other: if stocks are strong, urgency is low; if urgency is high enough for Cabinet to act, stocks are less strong than the headline suggests. The PM's visibility has improved, but the credibility of the messaging depends on what the commercial negotiations actually produce.
Ministers seek 'urgent advice' to ease fuel price pain for s

Ministers seek 'urgent advice' to ease fuel price pain for support workers

Health Minister Simeon Brown says relief could be offered by boosting the existing mileage allowance which workers receive.

Support workers are among the most fuel-exposed workers in the economy — they drive between clients all day in roles that don't allow for trip consolidation or remote work — and the fact that they were excluded from the initial package is a design gap the government is now scrambling to close. Boosting the mileage allowance is a practical mechanism but it only helps workers who are already receiving it, and the adequacy of the boost relative to actual fuel costs will determine whether this is meaningful relief or a symbolic gesture. 'Urgent advice' sought after the package has already launched is the sound of a policy being patched rather than designed.
Fuel industry welcomes government's moves to increase capaci

Fuel industry welcomes government's moves to increase capacity, says it won't help overnight

Industry leaders are welcoming the government's moves to increase fuel capacity, but say while it will help with long-term concerns price spikes are a bigger worry.

Industry welcoming capacity announcements while flagging they won't help overnight is the most honest assessment of the government's position: the structural moves are directionally correct, but the timeline mismatch between infrastructure decisions and immediate price relief is the government's central problem. Price spikes are what households and businesses are experiencing now; storage capacity improvements are what they might benefit from in 2027. The government needs short-term measures that work at the speed of the crisis, not just long-term signals that work at the speed of infrastructure.
When it comes to NZ immigration, fortune favours the rich

When it comes to NZ immigration, fortune favours the rich

Opinion from Otago University: The Govt refers to Pacific nations as ‘family’, but NZ still treats immigration from the region as a risk to be managed rather than a relationship to be honoured.

The gap between Pacific partnership rhetoric and Pacific immigration practice is one of NZ's most durable hypocrisies — 'family' is the word used in speeches, but the visa settings treat Pacific applicants as higher-risk than wealthy migrants from elsewhere who bring capital rather than community. Investor and skilled migrant pathways that favour the affluent aren't neutral policy; they're a statement about which kinds of people NZ considers a contribution and which it considers a liability. For a country that depends on Pacific goodwill for its regional influence and security relationships, the immigration settings are a strange way to honour that dependence.

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"Imagine if Nicola Willis' inflation goes higher than 7.6%, I mean it would be awful because we'd be paying the price but we could laugh in her face as a little treat? #NZPol"
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"This rehashing the Covid response is doing nothing to solve the current fuel crisis. Yet, with zero sense of irony, Seymour is actually politically grandstanding, while telling us we shouldn't be politically grandstanding. #nzpol"
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"The one time Luxon didn't lie is when he said they weren't here for those he disparagingly called "bottom feeders". His contempt for anyone on a low income is shared by the patronising, supercilious Willis. Just awful people #nzpol thespinoff.co.nz/politics/31-..."
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